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Tucker Carlson Wants to Annihilate 74 Million People.

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How about that Tucker Carlson? The impish little editor in chief of The Daily Caller had this to say while channeling his inner George Bush on Faux News:

” I think we are the only country with the moral authority […] sufficient to do that. [The U.S. is] the only country that doesn’t seek hegemony in the world. I do think, I’m sure I’m the lone voice in saying this, that Iran deserves to be annihilated. I think they’re lunatics. I think they’re evil.”

Tucker Carlson thinks that Iranians are evil lunatics? Pot meet kettle. Maybe you should look in the mirror, or better yet, take a look at that crazed party of war loving, jingoistic douche bags you so lovingly shill for. Seriously dude, take a Prozac, you need one. Better yet take the whole bottle.

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Rick Santorum, Come on Down!

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The average intelligence of the GOP presidential candidates took a major hit this morning. Today on Good Morning America, Rick Santorum threw his homophobic hat in the presidential ring for 2012.

Unless Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann enters the race, Santorum may be the most dangerous when it comes to social conservatism. He is anti-abortion, against gay rights, and 100% religious zealot crack pot. If it were up to Santorum, our social policies would take a trip in the way back machine to sometime in the early 19th century.

If Santorum some how manages to get his dumb ass elected, expect our transition to a closed society to become complete, with a shiny new Santorum installed dead bolt on the door.

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