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Dear Gun Owner: Shut The F#@k Up About Your Rights!

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I’m fucking sick and tired of the right wing nut whack jobs bitching about Obama and their fucking rights to own a gun. First off, there is a word for all of Obama’s tough talk about guns: It’s called rhetoric. If you don’t know that means, and it’s likely you don’t, go fucking look it up. All Obama is doing with all of his talk is selling more guns and ammo. It’s just as likely that he’s getting kick backs from the NRA, as it is for all of the right wing asshole politicians who sit on their asses and do nothing but bloviate about gun rights.

Obama is as likely to take your fucking guns away as he is to stop drone-bombing the shit our of brown people in every other Asian country that ends in the word “stan”. Obama is as likely to take your fucking guns as Trump is to build a wall around Mexico. Obama is as likely to take your guns as Hillary is to keep her husband from getting blow jobs in the oval office. Obama is as likely to take your guns as Bernie Sanders is going to take away every rich person’s big screen, hi def TV’s to help pay for free college education. He is not coming for your guns asshole, so shut the fuck up about it.

In addition, shut the fuck up about the 2nd fucking Amendment. It’s a vague, poorly written paragraph that’s as open to interpretation as the bible is, for christ’s sake. It was written at a time when this nation was still afraid that the British were coming to take our tobacco. It was written at a time when plantation owners were terrified that the slaves would rise up and kill them, then rape their wives and eat their children. It was written at a time when this country was worried that the Native Americans would scalp every farmer west of the Appalachian Mountains. It was written when men owned muskets, a front loading, single shot rifle that was just as  likely to blow up in a poor fuckers face, than it was to actually kill who or what they were shooting at. Either write a more specific amendment or shut the fuck up about it. I care not which.

I am so sick of the complaining about gun rights. Seriously folks, owning a fucking assault rifle is a right? What do you want next? Tanks? Nuclear weapons? Where the fuck does this madness end? Stop being so short sighted that you can’t see past the sight on your fucking gun, and start having some fucking respect for those who have been murdered, or you know, the rest of the fucking country that doesn’t want to be murdered by a gun that mows down people by the dozens in a matter of minutes. I bet you would change your tune if it was one of your loved ones who died in Orlando over the weekend. And don’t give me that bullshit about someone having a gun there to stop that murderous prick. There was someone with a gun at the door, and it didn’t make one fucking bit of difference. Probably because the malevolent son of a bitch had a fucking assault rifle. A weapon that has no business being available to the public.

Dear congress person or senator what ever the fuck your name is:

I’m a constituent, and I’m pissed: I’m pissed and I’m out of fucks to give. I’m tired of people dying due to gun violence. I’m furious that nobody will do a fucking thing about it, other than offer yet more prayers and condolences. Take your prayers and shove them up your ass, mr and ms legislator. Try passing some fucking legislation that actually works. Grow a pair of balls and tell the NRA to shove their payola up their greedy asses. You don’t need their money: There’s plenty of graft from the oil and coal companies to go around. Their are plenty of payouts from Wall Street to be had. There is still plenty of cash from defense contractors to be found. Stop protecting the gun and ammo industry and start protecting the people who vote you assholes into office. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!!!!

To the rest of you: Agree or disagree with me, I don’t really fucking care at this point. The gun violence we’re seeing is senseless and completely avoidable. I’m betting there are families of the dead, injured, and maimed who agree with me right now. They have rights too: They have the right to not have to grieve for their dead. They have the right to not wonder why this had to happen. They have the right to not have to sit at a loved one’s hospital bed, praying that their son or daughter lives to see another day. We all have the right to not be at the wrong end of a gun barrel. I think those rights supersede any fucking idiot’s right to own military grade guns.

End of rant.

Peace.

 

 

 

Almost 15 Years Later: Drug Testing Costs More Than It Saves.

How else am I going to weed out the 2.6% of you drug abusing low lifes?

How else am I going to weed out the 2.6% of you drug abusing low lifes?

First and foremost, drug screening is a scam. It’s a scam designed to create paranoia that drug abuse is rampant everywhere. Be it in the home, or in the workplace, there are drug abusers, drug abusers everywhere! According to the companies that sell drug testing kits and perform the tests, drug abusers are worse than all of the socialists and muslims combined. Why is that? Well, when you consider that each kit roughly cost $30, not including all of the administration and lab work costs, why wouldn’t you try to profit from the very paranoia that you’ve created? Want to know why all 50 states do not require drug screens for government assistance applicants? Because it’s not cost effective.

In Florida, one such state that did require drug screening for assistance applicants before the law was struck down. It was reported that in a four month period in 2011, $118.000 was spent on drug testing kits alone. out of a little over 4000 applicants, 188 were caught, roughly 2.6%. This is about half of what the state would have spent if they had merely allowed those 2.6% to get benefits. The drug kits actually cost the state $45,000, not counting administrative cost and lab fees. I’m sure that money could have been spent more effectively on, I don’t know, maybe job training or something along those lines?

Speaking of job training, drug screening in the work place is even more expensive: When I was an administrator, it was my job to screen my current and prospective drivers. The cost of a 5 panel screen was roughly $100.00 at my then employer’s expense. How many people failed in the 7 years I worked there? 1 person failed the test. 1 out of over 100’s of test issued during that time. Still think testing makes sense? If you do, it’s either because you fail to see reasoning, or you work for a drug testing company.

Going back to my first point, drug testing is just one giant unprofitable boondoggle. Unprofitable that is, to employers, as well as state and federal governments. However, if you’re one such lucky corporation that sells the kits and charge for lab work, then drug testing is awesome. You’re making money faster than a war time Dick Cheney. You are to the war on drugs what Halliburton is to the war on terrorism. Congratulations, enjoy you’re money. Or go fuck yourself. I really don’t care.

Want to save money? How about drug screening corporate leaders and politicians. I’m pretty sure if George W. Bush had been tested we would have saved billions of dollars and countless lives in doing so. The man was having visions of god while he was in the oval office. He was either mentally ill, or on some really powerful hallucinogens. Think about it, they’re the ones who can afford the good drugs that are guaranteed to fuck your world up. They’re the ones who can do it consistently. They are problem, not the 2.6% of the poor people who would rather get high than eat. When given a choice, over 90% percent of the population choose the necessities of life over drugs. The rich have to make no such choice. Hmmmm, that explains a lot, at least to me it does. It’s not the drugs that are ruining our world, it’s money. Maybe we should test for money addiction instead of Marijuana.

I’m just saying.

Now Is The Time.

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There’s more to ending gun violence than repeating “they deserve a vote” over and over again. The measures on this graphic must be taken. It’s that simple. Nobody’s 2nd Amendment rights are in danger here. The government is well within it’s constitutional realm to determine what types of weapons and ammo we own and use. Furthermore, the government is not stepping on our rights by dictating the terms of how we come to own guns and ammo.

Don’t take my word for it though: ask Tea Party favorite Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment as much as the next person, unless that next person happens to be Ted Nugent or Wayne Lapierre. I own a weapon for home protection, and I know how to use it. However, I don’t see the need to own a weapon that the police don’t even have access to. It’s ridiculous to own such a weapon, and I’m a firm believer that the government should ban the hell out of these types of guns, along with their insidious buddy, the hollow point bullet.

There is probably very little chance that these regulations are going to be passed. I would encourage you though, to contact your congressman or senator, and give them your opinion. If we put enough pressure on them, then maybe, just maybe we can make this happen.

The Republican And Tea Party Response To SOTU 2013

In case you missed it, here’s a summary of what Rand “If I were president” Paul, and Marco “drink of water boss?” Rubio had to say last night:

State Of The Union Address – 2013

You can also go here for full text of the speech.

What are your thoughts on Obama’s SOTU? I have to admit, I only caught the last half hour last night. However, I did get a chance to read the full text of his speech this morning. All in all, I thought it was a very moving address. Here are some points that caught my attention:

1. POTUS finished his speech with an extremely emotional bang. His call for tougher gun control regulations were punctuated with recognition of several victims of gun violence. After each name was called, he implored that each victim deserves a vote. Even John Boehner rose to his feet to applaud. However, I couldn’t help but feel that this was nothing more than emotional grandstanding. Obama never once mentioned an actual passing of a gun control bill, he merely called for some form of legislation to be voted upon. He knows full well that nothing will pass through the NRA controlled congress. His rhetoric did make me tear up a little though.

2. Climate change. Yes Mr. President, our climate has changed. You’re a little late, but welcome to the conversation. For the sake of every living thing on this planet. I implore you to lead the way in reducing our carbon footprint. Climate change is an issue that you should be talking about every single day until something is done.

3. Raising the minimum wage. This is also long overdue. There should be no such thing as the working poor. I like the idea of tying the minimum wage to the cost of living index. Make it happen.

4. Improving infrastructure. Again, long overdue. Want to put people back to work? Want to attract more jobs and boost interstate commerce? Improve our decaying infrastructure. It’s a no brainer.

5. Women do deserve equal pay: Twist some arms and make this happen.

6. Cyber security. This makes me little nervous. I can’t help but feel that more of our civil liberties are going to be stripped under the guise of national security and cyber security. It seemed as this part of his speech was pointed more toward hacktivists such as Anonymous, and less toward global terrorist.

7. Transparency of national security. Obama tells us that congress is informed of every program and action taken by our security and intelligence agencies. He also assured that the public would be kept in the know. This was a pants on fire moment for the president. I’m skeptical, as is a majority of the country. Let’s get a look at that kill list Mr. President!

8. Cut Spending, close tax loopholes. I agree, but why fuck with Medicare?

9. Obama seemed more bi-partisan. He worked very hard to remind everyone last night that we’re in this for the long haul. He seemed to throw a little something out to both parties.

10. What the hell is the deal with Joe Biden’s eyes? I love me some Joe Biden: However, he looked downright scary last night.
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The whole time I was watching the speech, Biden’s lack of pupil visibility was freaking me and my partner out. It was very disturbing.
Bonus: Boehner seemed to be an even higher shade of orange.

Over all, I think it was one of the president’s best speeches. He was conciliatory, and he was passionate about issues that are in the fore front of the county’s collective mind. As with every SOTU, I can only hope there’s more action than lip service.

Delusional Indeed.

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Still think that Wal-mart AR-15 is needed to fight off tyranny? Just to be clear, there is no fucking way that an army of pseudo Rambos is ever going to fight off the most well trained, well armed military the world has ever seen. Seriously, just do us all a favor, and stop frothing about your 2nd Amendment rights. We do have the right to bear arms, but state and federal government has the authority to dictate what we can own, and what we have to do to obtain them. Ask Justice Scalia: He’s the one who made that statement back in 2008.

Besides, if y’all want to keep up the bravado of over throwing the government, you’re liable to find yourself on the business end of a Flying killer robot. Believe me folks, a lack of AR-15’s and 30 round magazines are the least of our worries.

Drone Wars.

The Constitution is indeed under attack from the White House. However, in spite of the rhetoric from the guns nuts, It’s the 5th and 14th amendments we need to worry about, not the 2nd.

The memos regarding the targeting of Americans suspected of being members of Al-Qaida are not only disturbing, they’re down right ass puckering. The White House is insisting that Obama has the right to play judge, jury, and executioner in these cases. Our right to due process is of no consequence. It’s bad enough that we utilize flying killer robots to kill innocents in other countries: now, Obama is insisting that he can turn them on us with absolutely no disclosure of proof, no arrest, no trial, no anything. All it takes is whatever file our crack intelligence agencies happen to lay on Obama’s desk.

The drone program isn’t a war on terror, it’s a war on liberty, it’s a war on human rights. The drone program is the resurgence of Murder Incorporated. The drone program isn’t justice, it’s White House directed vigilantism, it’s fascism disguised as the war on terror.

What’s nearly as disturbing as this total lack of regard for our right of due process, is the lack of protest from our media, or seemingly any liberal for that matter. We should be as outraged over this as we were over the transgressions perpetrated by the Bush Administration. There was a lot of back lash over the imprisonment and torture of people who were deemed as threats to national security under Bush’s watch: Why is Obama seemingly getting a pass on this policy, which is tantamount to scenarios straight out of a Judge Dredd comic? When will this country have a government that actually works for and with the people?

What we have, and have had all along, is a government that works above the people. It’s always been that way, and it will always be that way. The fact that our president can play judge, jury, and executioner when ever he wants, Constitution be damned, is more than enough proof that we don’t matter. All that matters is profit and power. If you get in the way of that, be prepared to get a drone up your ass, with no questions asked.