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The Most Dangerous Person On The Planet

According to Faux News, the most dangerous person on the planet is this guy:

It's the white cloak that makes him so scary!

It’s the white cloak that makes him so scary!

I may be a born again atheist, but I respect the hell out of Pope Francis. He’s like the kindly old grandpa on Rugrats. He’s a decent person who cares about our planet as a whole. He speaks out against human injustice, as well as injustice toward our environment. No wonder Faux News, as well as the rest of the Right Wing Nut Jobs who could care less about anybody or anything other than themselves. Welcome to the list your holiness. You can take a seat of honor next to President Obama, the man who was voted most dangerous six years in a row previous to you.

Fuck you Fox News, for coming up with shit like this.

Fuck you right wing extremist for pulling the wool over the eyes of so many people who don’t know any better.

Fuck you corporate world for poisoning our environment.

Fuck you Barry Goldwater, for starting all this right wing extremist bullshit, after LBJ mopped the country with your dumb ass in the 1964 elections.

I mean seriously, the POPE? FUCK OFF!

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  1. Sedate Me
    July 17, 2015 at 11:45 am

    Sedate Me is still high enough on wood stain/paint fumes to think he can talk to God. Jesus, when will they stop painting???

    It’s hilarious how a selectively-elected leader of a tiny nation can be considered “infallible” and that “God speaks directly into his ear” one minute…even among non-residents of his nation and non-followers of his religious denomination. But the next guy to hold the job? Nope. Even followers of his religion are attacking him. MAkes you wonder what’s more powerful, God or right wing politics? (Hint: the NSA knows more about you than God does.)

    Speaking of the last guy, funny coincidence. While in Berlin a couple years back, I shared a hotel elevator ride with the top members of his posse. Turns out, he was a guest of the hotel I was staying at. Later, I saw him leave in a police van…sans funny hat and red shoes. I didn’t even know he was in town, so the whole thing was quite a surprise.

    Ratzy, Ratzy, Ratzy! Dude helps hide pedo-priests, but these political fuckers rally to his defence. Next dude tries to help people, but they undercut him every chance they get.

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    • July 17, 2015 at 12:17 pm

      Ah, the splendor of politics combined with religious belief. Just what our forefathers envisioned. Not!

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