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Iran Did What With A Monkey?


Iran shot a monkey into space yesterday? How could we let that happen? The next thing we know, Iran will be shooting monkeys at Israel and America! This is why we need more guns: To ward off Iranian space monkey invasions!

I blame Hillary Clinton and President Obama for allowing this to happen. Maybe we should send a drone to kill off all the monkeys in the Mideast. We really need to send those gray tufted bastards a message!

  1. January 29, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    facepalm! Nothing seems to amaze me anymore, maybe that’s a good thing, or a bad thing?


  2. January 29, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    I feel happy that Iran was able to demonstrate scientific progress and assert its national pride in the face of crippling sanctions, compassion for the Iranian people who had to pay the bill, and really sorry for that poor terrified monkey.


  3. January 30, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    I completely support everyone’s right to have their own concealed space monkey.


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