Iran Did What With A Monkey?
Iran shot a monkey into space yesterday? How could we let that happen? The next thing we know, Iran will be shooting monkeys at Israel and America! This is why we need more guns: To ward off Iranian space monkey invasions!
I blame Hillary Clinton and President Obama for allowing this to happen. Maybe we should send a drone to kill off all the monkeys in the Mideast. We really need to send those gray tufted bastards a message!