Mitt Romney Wants To Butcher Big Bird
Why does the GOP want to murder Big Bird? Is Big Bird a woman? Is Big Bird poor? Well the Muppet does receive government assistance, so maybe that’s it. Is Big Bird gay? Bert and Ernie are, so maybe it’s guilt by association. Is Big Bird an immigrant? Maybe we should see the birth certificate. Is Big Bird elderly? He has been around for a long time. Is it because Big Bird is of color? Big Bird is high yellow you know. What gives here GOP?
It can’t possibly be about budget cuts: cutting the funding for PBS would be like farting in a wind storm. You might feel better, but there is little effect in the grand scheme of things. However, there would be a huge effect. The children and parents who love Sesame Street and other educational programming on PBS would suffer immensely. Come on GOP, what about the children? You want so badly to govern a woman’s uterus to force everyone to have kids, then you want to butcher Big Bird right in front of them? What kind of shit is that?
Oh, and about last nights debate: If telling lies -loudly I might add, is how the winner is determined, then yes Romney won. Style beat substance, woo hoo. I hope Willard the rat enjoys this Pyhrric victory while he can. It still does not detract from the fact that he panders to rich, white bread Americans, and does not give one iota of shit for the rest of us. The fact that he wants to mass murder the Muppets is a small but shiny example of how much he cares.