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Sleep Study or Secret Conservative Conspiracy?

What an Unhappy Camper Looks Like

Now that I’m a borderline old man, my health is becoming a concern. I’m trying to take better care of myself as I get older, because at some point in the last few years I realized I’m not the indestructible tank that I was 20 years ago. Part of that process is trying to figure out why I’m always tired. After eliminating a few options such as anemia, my partner suggested I may have sleep apnea, which makes sense because I snore – loudly, and she has witnessed the stoppage of my breathing more than a few times.

Last night I went to the sleep disorder clinic in order to get my sleeping pattern analyzed. But was it really a sleep disorder clinic? When I first walked into my room the tv was already on: Tuned to Fox News! I’m thinking the clinic is a front for a conservative brain washing lab run by the Koch Brothers.

I played their little game though; they hooked me up to electrodes and monitored my sleep, all the while trying to push conservative ideologies into my dreams. I didn’t yield; I walked out of there this morning with the same leftist leanings that makes Karl Marx look like Ayn Rand.

Btw, did Rick Perry win the debate last night? I sure hope so! He has a lot of ideas that will restore our country to the greatness of the George W Bush years! What? NOOOOOOOOOO!

Excuse me, I need to watch a Michael Moore film- right away!

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  1. carvingoutavoice
    January 17, 2012 at 8:57 am

    LOL… ummmm, hat…. do we need to call the psychiatrist to adjust your meds or do we need to just run all the red lights to check you in to the funny farm??

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    • January 17, 2012 at 2:03 pm

      Lol, fortunately my Liberal resolve was able to overcome their attempt at ideological brain washing. I was able to push out all conservative thoughts by plotting all methods of my travel today into a series of left turns 😉

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      • carvingoutavoice
        January 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm

        Whew! Good thinking 😉

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  2. January 17, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    I hope what you learn from the study will be worth the price of hearing Fox “News”. Wishing you good sleep and good dreams,
    Helen

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  3. January 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

    If the people at the sleep clinic believe anything from faux news…be careful. You never know what may be in that funny nose hose thingy!

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  4. Robt Birkhimer
    October 8, 2012 at 1:07 am

    There are many sleeping clinics in our area and i am glad that i can consult them for my sleeping problems. ‘`,.’

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