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Cain Admits That He’s Not Able: Finally Drops Out of Presidential Race

The alleged sexual harasser, serial cheater, and all around prejudiced elitist Herman Cain has finally dropped out of the 2012 presidential campaign. I would say good bye to bad rubbish, but Cain has threatened promised to stick around to remain a so called voice of the people. He’s even started his own web site in order to allow him to keep spreading the manure that’s he’s been dropping on us for the past year. I’m sure his website will be very insightful and enlighten dozens about such evils as socialism, immigration, same sex marriage, and those damned Muslims. So long Herman; do us all a big favor and take Perry, Santorum, and Bachmann with you. By the way, don’t let the door hit you in your dumb ass on your way out.

 

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  1. December 3, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    Bye,bye,bye to 999. The first clown has been kicked out of the clown car. Who’s next? The primary season has felt like it was a reality show and now that they have “The Donald” moderating an upcoming debate they have proven it is. Do you think we could get Michele Bachmann to eat bugs? She did a number on that corn dog in Iowa.

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    • December 3, 2011 at 11:04 pm

      I bet she learned the corn dog trick by watching Marcus deep throat a few cylindrical objects 😉

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