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One More For The GOP Short Bus? Meet Rick Perry!

Perry Event 2/1/2010

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Republican Governor Rick Perry of Texas seems to be getting closer to declaring his candidacy for president. It’s no secret that the man is a corrupt, certifiable whack job. He has declared himself a prophet of god, hinted that Texas may secede from the Union, and perpetrated shady deal after shady deal.

In their latest installment of what I call “Meet The Fuckers,” Mother Jones brings us a list of Perry’s greatest fuck ups. Like all the other candidates, he too has an odd perspective of history and geography, in addition to a crazed view of right and wrong. Among his greatest hits are refusing a stay of execution to a man on death row, in spite of new evidence that would have cleared the man, as well as declaring that Juarez is in Texas, not Mexico. Perry is a bona fide fruit loop, and should fit right in with the rest of the GOP insane clown posse.

From Mother Jones, I give you the best of Rick Perry:

Shady home sale: With the help of well-placed friends, Perry earned nearly $500,000 in questionable profits from a waterfront home in Horseshoe Bay, Texas, the Dallas Morning News revealed last year. Doug Jaffe, a prominent political powerbroker, sold the house in 2001 to a Perry friend and political ally who passed it on to the Governor for $300,000, two-thirds of its true market value. Six years later, Perry sold it to a friend and business associate of Jaffe for $350,000 above its market value—a cool $1.3 million.

A builder’s best friend: In June, 2003, Perry helped push through a bill creating the Texas Residential Construction Commission, a new government agency that was supposed to protect homebuyers from unethical builders. In reality, the bill was written by the housing industry with the help of John Krugh, a lobbyist for the homebuilder and GOP money man Bob Perry (no relation). That September, after getting a $100,000 check from Perry, the Governor appointed Krugh to the TRCC. Consumer groups fought back and got the agency abolished in 2009.

A road to nowhere: In 2003, Perry proposed the Trans-Texas Corridor, a 4,000-mile mega-highway that would have destroyed 500,000 acres of farmland while enriching a handful of politically-connected toll road operators. After the state spent nearly $60 million on the plan, overwhelming public opposition killed it.

Hands off: In 2004, whistleblowers repeatedly informed Perry’s office that the Governor’s Texas Youth Commission hires and protects “known child abusers.”  His office ignored the warnings. Three years later, the story broke that top officials with the TYC had learned of and done nothing to stop widespread child molestation at a juvenile detention facility in West Texas.

Texas justice?: In February, 2004, Perry refused to stay the execution of Cameron Todd Willingham, a death-row inmate who was almost certainly innocent. Perry later refused to release documents related to his decision and abruptly replaced three members of a commission that was investigating the case.

Nader raider?: Perry’s political associates, including top adviser Dave Carney, have been repeatedly accused of helping the Green Party qualify for the ballot in order to siphon votes away from Democratic candidates.

A shot in the arm: In 2007, Perry bypassed the state legislature and signed an executive order making Texas the only state in the nation to require 6th grade girls to receive a vaccination against a sexually-transmitted virus that causes cervical cancer. At the time, Perry’s former chief of staff, Mike Toomey, was a lobbyist for Merck, the manufacturer of the vaccine. When conservative Christians protested, the legislature repealed his order.

The stimulus two-step: In March, 2009, Perry refused $555 million in stimulus money that would have funded unemployment benefits. The move backfired four months later when Perry asked the federal government for a $170 million loan to cover his state’s dwindling unemployment funds.

If at first you don’t secede: At a tea party rally in April, 2009, Perry said: “We’ve got a great Union. There’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that?”

Blame God, not BP: Last year, Perry called the BP oil spill an “act of God.”

Crony capitalism: Perry has used the state’s Emerging Technologies Fund to benefit political allies. According to the Dallas Morning News, $16 million from the fund, or nearly 10 percent, has been awarded to companies with investors or officers that are large campaign donors to Perry.

Black Ops: Perry keeps a daily “political schedule” that he argues is separate from the “official schedule” that must be disclosed under Texas open records laws. His official schedule for the first six months of 2010 showed an average of 7 hours of work per week; he has admitted that he simply doesn’t record much of his official business. His office destroys its emails weekly.

Getting Wasted: Perry has accepted $1.2 million from Texas billionaire Harold Simmons, who is building a nuclear waste dump in West Texas over the objections of some of the state’s own environmental regulators. In January, Texas’ Low-Level Radioactive Waste Disposal Compact Commission opened the door to allowing the dump to accept nuclear waste from around the country. Six of of the commission’s seven members were appointed by Perry.

Juarez, Texas?: Earlier this year, Perry told reporters that “Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.”


  1. June 21, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    Thanks for the link—I missed this one. Do you think he’s going to run?


    • June 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm

      I think with Obama’s approval rate dropping the way it is, every GOP nut bag who thinks he or she has a shot is clamoring to climb into the GOP clown car. I believe Rick Perry is one of those clowns.


  2. June 21, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    On Rick Perry, no thanks.


  3. June 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    And I thought Sam Brownback was whacko!
    Geez, the GOP is having the biggest wingnut contest huh?
    Snowflake babies anyone?


    • June 21, 2011 at 4:00 pm

      So far, I think we have 8 candidates who have filed, and 3 to 4 more who are mulling it over. There isn’t a sane candidate amongst any of them! Although Fred Karger has my respect as an openly gay candidate. I have no idea what he’s about though, other than he really doesn’t like Mitt Romney.

      On Tue Jun 21st, 2011 3:51 PM EDT


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