This Steak Tastes Like Sh*t!
Japanese scientists have devised a method to make steak out of human crap. Let me repeat that in case it didn’t sink in the first time; Japanese scientists have figured out a way to make poop steaks.
In an effort to alleviate the food shortage, as well as the environmental impact of cattle raising, Japanese scientists have developed a method to extract the bacterial proteins from human feces, and make steaks out of these proteins. They then add food coloring and soy proteins to enhance the look and taste. Even better, the scientists have actually fed this ” meat” to a test group. EEEEWWWWW!
What the hell are they going to call this stuff? Soylent Brown? Black Anus? Outhouse instead of Porterhouse? Browneye in place of ribeye? What kind of wine do you serve with poo steaks? Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
I can hear Sam Shephard now: Shit, it’s what’s for dinner!
Is Taco Bell behind this?
- Soylent Green Is People’s Sh*t! (reason.com)
- Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces (digitaltrends.com)
- What’s that sh*t you’re eating? Oh, it is? (sheffnersweb.net)
- This Steak Tastes Like Sh*t! ” Beneath the Tin Foil Hat (tomhuff.wordpress.com)
- Leave it to the Japanese to Invent… (zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com)
- Poop Burger: Artificial Meat from Human Feces (Video) (dailypicksandflicks.com)