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Osama Bin Laden Took Matters Into His Own Hand: Pornography Discovered At Compound.

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Osama Bin Laden Porn Stash? Pornography Discovered At Compound: Report: Now we know how the team of Navy Seals found bin-Laden. All they had to do was follow the “boom, chicka wow wow” sounds of bad porn music coming from his compound. What kind of porn do you think Osama was yee-hading to? I really hope more details come out on this. Clips too. I want clips damn it! I want to know exactly what one of the biggest terrorist masterminds in all of history was stroking his AK-47 to. It’s my duty as a half-assed journalist to gather all the facts, review them several times, and bring you my findings. Mark my words, I will get to the bottom of this. Of course, the bottom is where I like it πŸ˜‰

By the way, what do you suppose that white stuff in his beard really was? Just sayin.

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  1. May 15, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Naughty title. πŸ˜†

    I’m enjoying this story because it chips away at the ability of the nuts to venerate OBL…not for porn titles like Ass Ghanistan or Packing Stan.

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  2. May 15, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    LOL Your title is hilarious!!! Hahahahahaha!

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    • May 15, 2011 at 3:24 pm

      LOL, glad you like it πŸ™‚ 46 years with my mind in the gutter helps a lot in situations such as this.

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  3. May 16, 2011 at 7:43 am

    I’m with the the earlier two … the title is a hoot!

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  4. May 16, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    πŸ˜†
    Love that title.

    By the way, what do you suppose that white stuff in his beard really was?

    Hahahaha EW!

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  5. Moe
    May 16, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    We could hardly hope for more than to have OBL look foolish in the eyes of the world. This sure doesn’t help with the mythic hero status he was hoping for.

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    • May 17, 2011 at 2:13 pm

      I don’t think the home movies showing him in his jammies and flubbing his terrorist rhetoric did much for his martyrdom either.

      The porn more or less sealed to deal I would bet πŸ™‚

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  1. May 16, 2011 at 1:36 am

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