Notes From the Mental Constipation Files:
Things of note while I try to fight off blogger’s block:
Highlights of Eric Massa/Glenn Beck Interview
I couldn’t possibly improve on this; sometimes the funny just writes itself.
Massa accuses Rahm Emanuel of accosting him in the shower
Is Emanuel rewriting the job description for Chief of Staff?
Ashburn: “I am gay.”
Can he join the Tea Baggers now?
Palin On Her Palm Notes: God Did It Too
When asked if she would give god’s hand a job, Palin responded: “I would love to give god a hand job, you betcha.”
Westboro Church Protest Heads to Supreme Court
I just so happen to have an exclusive photo from one of their “protests”
Rush Threatens to Move to Costa Rica if Health Care Passes.
See ya later dumb ass. I hope they have Oxycontin in Costa Rica.
Weddings begin for D.C.’s gay couples
Another important step in a very long journey.
Chuck Norris celebrates his 70th birthday today: Father Time is scared shitless!
William Shatner cast in ‘Shit My Dad Says’ pilot
I just loves me some William Shatner!
That’s it for now, I need to go take a mental laxative.