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A Tribute To Rick Santorum in Limerick

There once was a man named Santorum.
Lunacy was his public forum.
His world is quite right,
Cuz he’s rich and he’s white.
As long as gays don’t disturb his decorum!

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Santorum has a Google problem!

Image via Wikipedia

Apparently if you google Rick Santorum, you’ll find this: “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”

Yup,that about sums it up.

via Santorum Google Searches Spike After He Speaks Out About His ‘Google Problem’.

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