Oh, and- Marriage will be changed forever- so straight people will be unable to marry, and the human race will die out!!
Here in Canada, gay marriage has been national law long enough for me to have to look up how long it’s been legal.
Since then, every straight marriage has ended in divorce, not a single child has been born, and not once has a straight man (other than myself) achieved an erection.
This often appears in an edited form with slightly different wording, the reasons in a different order, and with #6 and #12 omitted.
Still funny, no matter how you express it.
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