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Uh Oh Canada!

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“I’ll get us that oil from Canada that we deserve.” -Mitt Romney on the Keystone Pipeline:

Better watch out Canada: If by some fluke Mr Mittens does get elected, we’re coming straight for you and all your beautiful oil. You’re our new number three on the axis of evil… With a bullet.  First we’ll take your oil, then we’re coming after your breweries, and then we’ll be snatching all your beaver!

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  1. February 29, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    Oh no, we are going to attack both Iran and Canada if Romney wins. That should push gas price above $20 per gallon. Not to mention destroy the National Hockey League, eh.

    • March 1, 2012 at 9:34 am

      Canadians are pretty tough; I’m not sure we can take them. We failed miserably at invading Canada during the War of 1812, so there is a precedent for the Canadian ability to open a can of whup-ass on us Americans.

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