Only One Shopping Day Left Until The Rapture!
What are you doing for the Rapture tomorrow? Do you have your Rapture Kit ready? How about a Rapture buddy? I hope you have your Rapture snacks planned out and prepared; it’s going to be a busy day! Don’t forget: I’ll be tweeting regularly tomorrow as people ascend and events unfold. Who knows, maybe I’ll even get an exclusive interview with Jesus himself! He is supposed to make an appearance at this big shindig!
I’m hoping that my lawn dries out enough that I can mow on Saturday.
I think the plague of locusts, or the fire raining from the sky should take care of that
On Fri May 20th, 2011 8:22 AM EDT
Good thing I mowed yesterday. It’s raining now, and I hate to be ‘raptured’ with a sloppy lawn!
I’m just going keep my lawn unkempt. I figure the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse are going to need a spot to feed their horses.
Brilliant idea!
Great post! I hope I’m around to read it again!
I’m suprised you had the time to read it all, seeing as you’ve been so busy with the cheerleaders and washed up hockey player wannabes
Great clip! Frankly, I’m looking forward to an Earth free of (at least some of the) nutjobs who just can’t appreciate what a great thing we’ve got.
Wouldn’t that be cool? Thanks for stopping by!
I’ll be looking for attorneys to help me file a lawsuit against Camping on Sunday for “emotional distress from extreme disappointment.” Class action may or may not be an option.
If you go class action, make sure you include me. I’m feeling a little distressed at the moment. It could just be all the Tequila from last night. I don’t know, check with me on Monday before you file